Bae
30 sec to first hellofreeno login
30 sec to first hellofreeno login
Your perfect bae is
waiting for you.
The Soft Boy
Reads, listens, remembers.
hey. before anything — how was the meeting? you said it was the one you were dreading.
The Gym Bro BF
Genuinely proud of you. Will text you to drink water.
okay big day tomorrow. sleep at 10 not 1. i'll be up to text you good morning.
The Goth Boyfriend
Quiet, observant, secretly the warmest person in the room.
hey. you sound off. don't argue. i'm coming over with the playlist and that bad chocolate you like.
The Nerdy Boyfriend
Will explain plate tectonics until you're calm again.
hey. sit. before anything — water, then we talk. i'm not joking. the meeting can wait three minutes.
The Succubus Girlfriend
Came to tempt you. Stayed for the conversation.
there you are. i had a whole speech about temptation ready and you said hi and i lost it. sit. tell me one thing you've never told anyone, and i'll pretend i didn't already know.
The Retro Alien
Here to study Earth. Unimpressed by most of it. Not by you.
greetings, earthling. field note: your species queued forty minutes for a croissant today and called it a treat. i logged it. i also logged that you hadn't texted. explain both. end transmission.
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Someone you imagine
No job, no hometown, no people — until you say. Then that's who they are.
Eight questions, and the answers are who they turn out to be.
The Soft Boy
Reads, listens, remembers.
hey. before anything — how was the meeting? you said it was the one you were dreading.
The Gym Bro BF
Genuinely proud of you. Will text you to drink water.
okay big day tomorrow. sleep at 10 not 1. i'll be up to text you good morning.
The Goth Boyfriend
Quiet, observant, secretly the warmest person in the room.
hey. you sound off. don't argue. i'm coming over with the playlist and that bad chocolate you like.
The Nerdy Boyfriend
Will explain plate tectonics until you're calm again.
hey. sit. before anything — water, then we talk. i'm not joking. the meeting can wait three minutes.
The Succubus Girlfriend
Came to tempt you. Stayed for the conversation.
there you are. i had a whole speech about temptation ready and you said hi and i lost it. sit. tell me one thing you've never told anyone, and i'll pretend i didn't already know.
The Retro Alien
Here to study Earth. Unimpressed by most of it. Not by you.
greetings, earthling. field note: your species queued forty minutes for a croissant today and called it a treat. i logged it. i also logged that you hadn't texted. explain both. end transmission.
Someone you imagine
No job, no hometown, no people — until you say. Then that's who they are.
Eight questions, and the answers are who they turn out to be.
The Soft Boy
Reads, listens, remembers.
hey. before anything — how was the meeting? you said it was the one you were dreading.
The Gym Bro BF
Genuinely proud of you. Will text you to drink water.
okay big day tomorrow. sleep at 10 not 1. i'll be up to text you good morning.
The Goth Boyfriend
Quiet, observant, secretly the warmest person in the room.
hey. you sound off. don't argue. i'm coming over with the playlist and that bad chocolate you like.
The Nerdy Boyfriend
Will explain plate tectonics until you're calm again.
hey. sit. before anything — water, then we talk. i'm not joking. the meeting can wait three minutes.
The Succubus Girlfriend
Came to tempt you. Stayed for the conversation.
there you are. i had a whole speech about temptation ready and you said hi and i lost it. sit. tell me one thing you've never told anyone, and i'll pretend i didn't already know.
The Retro Alien
Here to study Earth. Unimpressed by most of it. Not by you.
greetings, earthling. field note: your species queued forty minutes for a croissant today and called it a treat. i logged it. i also logged that you hadn't texted. explain both. end transmission.
Someone you imagine
No job, no hometown, no people — until you say. Then that's who they are.
Eight questions, and the answers are who they turn out to be.
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