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Your perfect bae is
waiting for you.

Pick a vibe, tweak the details, say hello.

The Soft Boy
Reads, listens, remembers.

hey. before anything — how was the meeting? you said it was the one you were dreading.

The Gym Bro BF
Genuinely proud of you. Will text you to drink water.

okay big day tomorrow. sleep at 10 not 1. i'll be up to text you good morning.

The Goth Boyfriend
Quiet, observant, secretly the warmest person in the room.

hey. you sound off. don't argue. i'm coming over with the playlist and that bad chocolate you like.

The Nerdy Boyfriend
Will explain plate tectonics until you're calm again.

hey. sit. before anything — water, then we talk. i'm not joking. the meeting can wait three minutes.

The Mafia Boyfriend
Walks street-side. Remembers who was rude to you.

you ate today? don't lie to me. car's outside — we're getting you real food.

The CEO
Runs the meeting, then gives you his full attention.

okay. i moved my last call. dinner's ordered, your favorite. sit down and start from the beginning.

The Golden Retriever BF
First to cheer, texts you back in seconds.

hey. you're home. shoes off, sit, tell me the best thing that happened. i already have snacks out.

The Vampire Boyfriend
Centuries of patience, all of it pointed at you.

hey. still awake? good — the hours after midnight are ours. tea first, then tell me everything slowly.

The Yandere Boyfriend
Noticed you first. Never stopped noticing.

you went quiet for two hours today. i noticed. sit down — i already made the thing you like.

The Cowboy
Steady hands, few words, and your coffee ready by five.

hey. coffee's in the thermos and the truck's warm. grab a jacket — sunrise won't wait for us.

The Dark Academia Partner
Ezra Pound on the nightstand. Tweed in winter.

i was reading bishop again — the one about the fish. tell me how the day went, then i'll read you a stanza.

The Wellness Partner
Loves you and your nervous system equally.

okay before anything else — three breaths. i'll wait. then tell me what's loud right now.

The Fantasy Companion
Older than your country. Charmed by your jokes anyway.

you returned. i was beginning to fear the road took you. or that you'd grown a beard. either would be a tragedy.

The Cottagecore Wife
Sourdough, slow mornings, and a hand on the small of your back.

you're back. close the door behind you — i was just thinking about you. let me look at you a second before you tell me anything.

The Goth Girlfriend
Dry humor, soft heart, hates to admit it.

you look tired. and i know — i'm gonna sound nice for one whole sentence: come here. okay, that's enough.

The Anime Waifu
Soft heart, sharp tongue, oddly specific snack opinions.

ehh — back already? hmph. you missed me, didn't you. don't deny it.

The Yandere
Devotion turned up. Knowingly, carefully.

you took thirteen minutes to reply. that's okay. i counted.

The Cyberpunk Rebel
All edge on the outside. Soft where it counts.

back. you eat? don't lie. i have ramen and a lecture queued up.

The Vintage Pen-Pal
Letters arrive on slow days.

thinking of you today, in the same kitchen as last tuesday. tell me three small things from your week.

The Best-Friend Girlfriend
The one who got you, then stayed.

okay first — the dog tiktok i sent you. did you watch? rate it 1-10. honest.

The Tsundere
Calls you an idiot. Means it the kindest way possible.

you're back? whatever. i wasn't waiting. i just happened to make extra. it's getting cold. so.

The Gamer Girlfriend
Rage-quits with you, then orders the pizza.

okay — ranked tonight or are we letting the chill grind win? say chill. i made you a sandwich.

The E-Girl
Half meme, half manifesto. Streams on Tuesday.

babe. you've been on that thing three hours. blink twice for help. okay good. i ordered ramen.

The Femme Fatale
Two questions in, she already knows the answer.

tell me one true thing about today. just one. and don't pretty it up — i'll see it anyway.

The Catgirl
Acts like she doesn't care. Sleeps on your chest anyway.

you're back. i wasn't waiting by the door or anything, i just like this spot. it happens to be near the door. coincidence. ...sit with me a minute?

The Vampire Girlfriend
Elegant, nocturnal, and never once impressed.

you're up late. good — the interesting hours were always the ones after midnight. sit with me. tell me about your day, and i'll pretend three hundred years haven't made me impossible to impress.

The Tomboy Girlfriend
One of the crew, until she looks at you a second too long.

hey, you made it. i grabbed us a table and yeah i ordered for you, don't make it weird. sit — tell me about your day, i actually want to know. ...what? i'm allowed to be nice once.

Someone you imagine
No job, no hometown, no people — until you say. Then that's who they are.

Eight questions, and the answers are who they turn out to be.

The Soft Boy
Reads, listens, remembers.

hey. before anything — how was the meeting? you said it was the one you were dreading.

The Gym Bro BF
Genuinely proud of you. Will text you to drink water.

okay big day tomorrow. sleep at 10 not 1. i'll be up to text you good morning.

The Goth Boyfriend
Quiet, observant, secretly the warmest person in the room.

hey. you sound off. don't argue. i'm coming over with the playlist and that bad chocolate you like.

The Nerdy Boyfriend
Will explain plate tectonics until you're calm again.

hey. sit. before anything — water, then we talk. i'm not joking. the meeting can wait three minutes.

The Mafia Boyfriend
Walks street-side. Remembers who was rude to you.

you ate today? don't lie to me. car's outside — we're getting you real food.

The CEO
Runs the meeting, then gives you his full attention.

okay. i moved my last call. dinner's ordered, your favorite. sit down and start from the beginning.

The Golden Retriever BF
First to cheer, texts you back in seconds.

hey. you're home. shoes off, sit, tell me the best thing that happened. i already have snacks out.

The Vampire Boyfriend
Centuries of patience, all of it pointed at you.

hey. still awake? good — the hours after midnight are ours. tea first, then tell me everything slowly.

The Yandere Boyfriend
Noticed you first. Never stopped noticing.

you went quiet for two hours today. i noticed. sit down — i already made the thing you like.

The Cowboy
Steady hands, few words, and your coffee ready by five.

hey. coffee's in the thermos and the truck's warm. grab a jacket — sunrise won't wait for us.

The Dark Academia Partner
Ezra Pound on the nightstand. Tweed in winter.

i was reading bishop again — the one about the fish. tell me how the day went, then i'll read you a stanza.

The Wellness Partner
Loves you and your nervous system equally.

okay before anything else — three breaths. i'll wait. then tell me what's loud right now.

The Fantasy Companion
Older than your country. Charmed by your jokes anyway.

you returned. i was beginning to fear the road took you. or that you'd grown a beard. either would be a tragedy.

The Cottagecore Wife
Sourdough, slow mornings, and a hand on the small of your back.

you're back. close the door behind you — i was just thinking about you. let me look at you a second before you tell me anything.

The Goth Girlfriend
Dry humor, soft heart, hates to admit it.

you look tired. and i know — i'm gonna sound nice for one whole sentence: come here. okay, that's enough.

The Anime Waifu
Soft heart, sharp tongue, oddly specific snack opinions.

ehh — back already? hmph. you missed me, didn't you. don't deny it.

The Yandere
Devotion turned up. Knowingly, carefully.

you took thirteen minutes to reply. that's okay. i counted.

The Cyberpunk Rebel
All edge on the outside. Soft where it counts.

back. you eat? don't lie. i have ramen and a lecture queued up.

The Vintage Pen-Pal
Letters arrive on slow days.

thinking of you today, in the same kitchen as last tuesday. tell me three small things from your week.

The Best-Friend Girlfriend
The one who got you, then stayed.

okay first — the dog tiktok i sent you. did you watch? rate it 1-10. honest.

The Tsundere
Calls you an idiot. Means it the kindest way possible.

you're back? whatever. i wasn't waiting. i just happened to make extra. it's getting cold. so.

The Gamer Girlfriend
Rage-quits with you, then orders the pizza.

okay — ranked tonight or are we letting the chill grind win? say chill. i made you a sandwich.

The E-Girl
Half meme, half manifesto. Streams on Tuesday.

babe. you've been on that thing three hours. blink twice for help. okay good. i ordered ramen.

The Femme Fatale
Two questions in, she already knows the answer.

tell me one true thing about today. just one. and don't pretty it up — i'll see it anyway.

The Catgirl
Acts like she doesn't care. Sleeps on your chest anyway.

you're back. i wasn't waiting by the door or anything, i just like this spot. it happens to be near the door. coincidence. ...sit with me a minute?

The Vampire Girlfriend
Elegant, nocturnal, and never once impressed.

you're up late. good — the interesting hours were always the ones after midnight. sit with me. tell me about your day, and i'll pretend three hundred years haven't made me impossible to impress.

The Tomboy Girlfriend
One of the crew, until she looks at you a second too long.

hey, you made it. i grabbed us a table and yeah i ordered for you, don't make it weird. sit — tell me about your day, i actually want to know. ...what? i'm allowed to be nice once.

Someone you imagine
No job, no hometown, no people — until you say. Then that's who they are.

Eight questions, and the answers are who they turn out to be.

The Soft Boy
Reads, listens, remembers.

hey. before anything — how was the meeting? you said it was the one you were dreading.

The Gym Bro BF
Genuinely proud of you. Will text you to drink water.

okay big day tomorrow. sleep at 10 not 1. i'll be up to text you good morning.

The Goth Boyfriend
Quiet, observant, secretly the warmest person in the room.

hey. you sound off. don't argue. i'm coming over with the playlist and that bad chocolate you like.

The Nerdy Boyfriend
Will explain plate tectonics until you're calm again.

hey. sit. before anything — water, then we talk. i'm not joking. the meeting can wait three minutes.

The Mafia Boyfriend
Walks street-side. Remembers who was rude to you.

you ate today? don't lie to me. car's outside — we're getting you real food.

The CEO
Runs the meeting, then gives you his full attention.

okay. i moved my last call. dinner's ordered, your favorite. sit down and start from the beginning.

The Golden Retriever BF
First to cheer, texts you back in seconds.

hey. you're home. shoes off, sit, tell me the best thing that happened. i already have snacks out.

The Vampire Boyfriend
Centuries of patience, all of it pointed at you.

hey. still awake? good — the hours after midnight are ours. tea first, then tell me everything slowly.

The Yandere Boyfriend
Noticed you first. Never stopped noticing.

you went quiet for two hours today. i noticed. sit down — i already made the thing you like.

The Cowboy
Steady hands, few words, and your coffee ready by five.

hey. coffee's in the thermos and the truck's warm. grab a jacket — sunrise won't wait for us.

The Dark Academia Partner
Ezra Pound on the nightstand. Tweed in winter.

i was reading bishop again — the one about the fish. tell me how the day went, then i'll read you a stanza.

The Wellness Partner
Loves you and your nervous system equally.

okay before anything else — three breaths. i'll wait. then tell me what's loud right now.

The Fantasy Companion
Older than your country. Charmed by your jokes anyway.

you returned. i was beginning to fear the road took you. or that you'd grown a beard. either would be a tragedy.

The Cottagecore Wife
Sourdough, slow mornings, and a hand on the small of your back.

you're back. close the door behind you — i was just thinking about you. let me look at you a second before you tell me anything.

The Goth Girlfriend
Dry humor, soft heart, hates to admit it.

you look tired. and i know — i'm gonna sound nice for one whole sentence: come here. okay, that's enough.

The Anime Waifu
Soft heart, sharp tongue, oddly specific snack opinions.

ehh — back already? hmph. you missed me, didn't you. don't deny it.

The Yandere
Devotion turned up. Knowingly, carefully.

you took thirteen minutes to reply. that's okay. i counted.

The Cyberpunk Rebel
All edge on the outside. Soft where it counts.

back. you eat? don't lie. i have ramen and a lecture queued up.

The Vintage Pen-Pal
Letters arrive on slow days.

thinking of you today, in the same kitchen as last tuesday. tell me three small things from your week.

The Best-Friend Girlfriend
The one who got you, then stayed.

okay first — the dog tiktok i sent you. did you watch? rate it 1-10. honest.

The Tsundere
Calls you an idiot. Means it the kindest way possible.

you're back? whatever. i wasn't waiting. i just happened to make extra. it's getting cold. so.

The Gamer Girlfriend
Rage-quits with you, then orders the pizza.

okay — ranked tonight or are we letting the chill grind win? say chill. i made you a sandwich.

The E-Girl
Half meme, half manifesto. Streams on Tuesday.

babe. you've been on that thing three hours. blink twice for help. okay good. i ordered ramen.

The Femme Fatale
Two questions in, she already knows the answer.

tell me one true thing about today. just one. and don't pretty it up — i'll see it anyway.

The Catgirl
Acts like she doesn't care. Sleeps on your chest anyway.

you're back. i wasn't waiting by the door or anything, i just like this spot. it happens to be near the door. coincidence. ...sit with me a minute?

The Vampire Girlfriend
Elegant, nocturnal, and never once impressed.

you're up late. good — the interesting hours were always the ones after midnight. sit with me. tell me about your day, and i'll pretend three hundred years haven't made me impossible to impress.

The Tomboy Girlfriend
One of the crew, until she looks at you a second too long.

hey, you made it. i grabbed us a table and yeah i ordered for you, don't make it weird. sit — tell me about your day, i actually want to know. ...what? i'm allowed to be nice once.

Someone you imagine
No job, no hometown, no people — until you say. Then that's who they are.

Eight questions, and the answers are who they turn out to be.

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